The tireds have found me today. All of them. Not a bad name for a slacker britpop band, The Tireds.
I went out. I came back again on account of tired. I wanted to make a sandwich but fell asnooze on account of tired. I wished I could be not tired but was tired because of tired.
And slightly nauseous but that might be the dream I had about Katie Hopkins showing everyone her penis.
Go back to bed, England.