Category Archives: Culture

Snow Is A Wanker. We Know This.

Monday has limped in like a drunken three-legged gazelle with gout. It’s by far from being in the reckoning to become one of my favourite Mondays ever. It’s not the worst – that Monday when I accidentally decapitated myself with … Continue reading

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Do The Barthes, Man

Observation: the UK and the USA are currently governed by figures who clearly don’t give a flying fuck about the lives of the citizens they are meant to represent yet the majority of those citizens seem content to lie back … Continue reading

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Splunky Brewster

The outside world is a place of outsideyness, untamed shop windows and feral pavements. I was attacked by a homity pie so I shot it, ate its face off and mounted its anus on my trophy wall. I am the … Continue reading

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Death Race 2018

Remember 2016, the year of devastation during which celebrities lived in constant fear that they’d be next on the Grim Reaper’s hit list? Well, it’s back. Except of course that it isn’t because time can only move forwards. Or can … Continue reading

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Who Framed Roger Bannister?

I just did some outside where the temperatures have soared to a positively balmy not-sub-zero-any-more. A bizarre, orangey orb burns in a weirdly blue sky. Almost all of the freaky, creme-brûlée white crap on the the floor has fucked the … Continue reading

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Brecht Your Bottom Dollar

Eleven pages. That’s how long my letter of dispute to the Department of Wank and Pensions stretches. Eleven pages intended to show them that their assessment process utterly failed to truly produce an accurate representation of the struggles I suffer … Continue reading

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Wilderness of Pain

I’m almost twice the age I expected to reach when I was a teenage dreamer lost in a world of rock and roll. I was meant to join the 27 club as far as I was concerned – just another … Continue reading

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