Category Archives: health

Couldn’t Put Humpty Together Again

It seems I’m not meant to arrive in America via Chicago’s O’Hare airport. In July 2018 a vacation had to be cancelled because of my stupid lungs. This week I’ve just had to cancel another USA trip but only indirectly … Continue reading

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Belly Jabies

Shopping. Didn’t the Pet Shop Boys write a song called that? And then shove gerbils up their bums? Didn’t The Style Council have a favourite shop? And no gerbils up their bums? I went shopping earlier. No rodents involved. Shopping … Continue reading

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And Dr. Dre Said

My name is Lola, I am a showgirl… …no wait. My name is Steve, I am a twatbag, but that was thirty minutes ago when there used to be mofos… …hmmm, keep waiting and then stop waiting when I’ve eventually … Continue reading

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Make Like Buddha

It’s hard to not want things, to develop ambitions and aspirations. As we age our aspirations may change, our ambitions hopefully become a little more altruistic and a lot more realistic, but it is rare for someone in the Western … Continue reading

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Isn’t Science Really Brilliant, Eh?

So many back episodes of The Infinite Monkey Cage on the BBC Sounds app. So much apathy for actual existence in my soul. Put these two facts together and it’s no wonder I spend my days listening to Robin Ince … Continue reading

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Home is where the something or other is. Currently it is not where the Lucozade is and this makes me sad. I am having Lucozade withdrawals which means my eyes will fall off and my nostrils will become nipples and … Continue reading

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If I’m not moved into a cupboard today then I’m guessing my current location is the last hopstical location of this stay, a stay which will end tomorrow when I will be moving into a cupboard outside of the hopstical. … Continue reading

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