Category Archives: History

Never Simile At A Crododile

You know similes? When someone mentions a thing and defines it in comparison to a different thing? Like, for example, saying an early Spring is like premature ejaculation because it is sort of exciting but ultimately overwhelming and rather disappointing … Continue reading

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You Can Call Me Al Capone

Hello Thursday, will you be friends and pals with me and not ask me to spend all the day being sick? You will? Then I like you and won’t throw gravel at your shins. Oh, and will you encourage me … Continue reading

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Rhythm-A-Ning

Bebop. It’s a word. If you were a hepcat you’d know it’s a word without me having to tell you. You’d also have a terrible gasoline habit, be a tremendous fire risk and plagiarise early Comic Strip dialogue. I’ve spent … Continue reading

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Do Not Feed The Animals?

In naturally evolving ecosystems the underlying purpose of an individual animal’s existence is to survive long enough to produce and hopefully nurture young in order to ensure the continuation of their species.  In human, capitalist societies the apparent purpose of … Continue reading

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How Cold My Toes, Tiddly-Pom

I’m told that if you venture outside into the Exeter lands today, you will notice snow happening to you. I’m told this but I cannot confirm it because I’m made of bed and asleep. I’m not even awake as I … Continue reading

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Rolling In The Deep

Roll up, roll up. Mop herrings, top desks, er discos. All of you roll up and take a gander at this sparkling Tuesday what I’ve laid on for you. Sunshine, patches of blue in that there sky, you’d have to … Continue reading

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I Can See Your House From Here

It’s the ninety-first of January. Imagine that in palindrome form : 91-1-19. Amazing, huh? Oh, it’s just the eleventh. Januarys don’t even go up to ninety-one. Stupid Pope Gregory, or whoever is to blame for spoiling my numerological fun. If … Continue reading

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