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Phantasmagoria

Beware the ides of March. In a month’s time. Meantime, don’t beware of nothing. Or do. Up to you really. Personally ima beware of bitey dogs eyeing up my gonads, Russia, eating urinal cake and anything stabby. A comprehensive list, … Continue reading

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Rolling In The Deep

Roll up, roll up. Mop herrings, top desks, er discos. All of you roll up and take a gander at this sparkling Tuesday what I’ve laid on for you. Sunshine, patches of blue in that there sky, you’d have to … Continue reading

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Frost Bitten And Twice Shy

Winter’s coming… …no don’t get all excited. I’ve never watched it. I’ve seen memes. That’s what you like, isn’t it? Memes. And medieval muff shots. Today has most indeedily felt like the onset of winter. Deceptive British weather. Mild for … Continue reading

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A Parsec Isn’t A Measurement Of Time

On Saturday I was full of self-congratulation at feeling no serious after-effects of the physio I did on Friday. That’ll learn me (an Americanism, grammarians, I know the English term). Sunday I began to realise I’d simply had a day’s … Continue reading

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Luke 22:19

It seems obvious to say that hospital is a place where you get a lot of time to think yet any time I’ve had to stay under the care of the NHS it does strike me that I am alone … Continue reading

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Lazarus Taxon

Sunday afternoon. Lazy like a sloth on traffic duty sort of sun pokes out between colder, cloudy interludes. I have risen from my bed, Lazarus on acid, surprised and seduced by rays on my skin and the smell of wild … Continue reading

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A Real (Fake) Nephew Of My Uncle Sam

Gazing back at this past week through the sun-smeared spectacles of bank holiday larking around I feel rather fondly about it. It is true that as I write this the muscles in the entirety of my torso are screaming at … Continue reading

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