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Ah Koan Koan Koan

What does the day after the Lord Mayor’s show feel like when there wasn’t even a Lord Mayor’s show the day before?  What is the sound of one anus crapping? If some tea tree oil falls in the forest and … Continue reading

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Dontcha?

I like eating and I like to eat. Yes, I know I look like I exist on little wisps of air and cake crumbs because I’m barely visible if I turn sideways but, you know, Crohn’s is a wanker. By … Continue reading

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Kevin Turvey, Give Us Your Legs

A great way to consolidate feelings of agitation and sadness is to bag yourself a crazy night of insomnia and the ensuing frustration it brings come sunrise. Oh good, I can tick those off my check list. Anything else to … Continue reading

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SSOH*

Other people’s dating profile – ‘I work hard and I play hard, I love to travel, I’m a wild swimming enthusiast, I like great nights out and quiet nights in, my friends would describe me as dependable and fun.’ Mine … Continue reading

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The Times

Yesterday I experienced the pleasant sensation that everything was happening in slow motion. Nothing seemed rushed, every moment was a small eternity wrapped in forever and lovingly frosted with calm. Today I’m still operating at the same pace but the … Continue reading

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From Me To Me

Dear Steve of a quarter to eleven last night, Thank you for getting up out of bed and going to buy bread and coffee. I really appreciated not having to do those things in order to have breakfast this morning. … Continue reading

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Oh Dear

I had a very lovely weekend but am suffering for it now. Being out of bed for almost an entire day, hanging out with the cool people and listening to lots of awesome live musics filled my soul with goodness. … Continue reading

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