Tag Archives: fatigue

One Of Our Friendly Counsellors Gave Him A Donut

I have many tireds. Nearly all of them. As though I am a magnet for tireds. Obviously I’d rather be a magnet for cake and chips and chocolate and other tasty things that begin with C. But I are what … Continue reading

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Scrunge!

I feel weary and wanky. No, you disgusting pervert, I’m not weary from wanking. I only wank on the sixth Sunday of every thirteenth month. What an assumption to make. I’m an old person, you know. I don’t even have … Continue reading

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Danger Will Robinson’s Barley Water

Cease and desist. Cancel everything. Ban all outdoor clothes. Just say no to being out of bed. Or, to put it another way, fuck off Saturday. The creeping fatigue and feebleness that has threatened to engulf me all week has … Continue reading

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We’ve Seen It In The Movies

I got soul but I’m not a soldering iron. Actually today I got huge fatigue and ouchy ouchness. I think I need a holiday. Luckily I’ve got one coming up. Not sure if I’ve mentioned it? Excitement is inside me … Continue reading

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And Curse Sir Walter Raleigh

The tireds have found me today. All of them. Not a bad name for a slacker britpop band, The Tireds. I went out. I came back again on account of tired. I wanted to make a sandwich but fell asnooze … Continue reading

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