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Encore Une Fois

Je suis fatigué. Which is French for ‘slightly misspelt, tired Jesus’. No, not Jesus: me. I’m the fatigued one. Because, you know, buying groceries is exhausting and requires an entire day of recovery. If you’re rubbish. Which I am. Pizza … Continue reading

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The Return Of The Return Of The Native

Tired and emotional. Not in the Private Eye sense meaning I’m drunk and embarrassing myself in public just a literal sense of being tired and overwhelmed by emotion. I have stumbled from home to cafe to avoid the noisy interruption … Continue reading

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Ulysses Deriding Polyphemus

I dreamt I was dreaming and couldn’t wake up. Then I woke up. The unconscious is a dick. It feels as though I put on the wrong legs this morning, uncooperative legs with somebody else’s fatigue in them. After all, … Continue reading

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One Of Our Friendly Counsellors Gave Him A Donut

I have many tireds. Nearly all of them. As though I am a magnet for tireds. Obviously I’d rather be a magnet for cake and chips and chocolate and other tasty things that begin with C. But I are what … Continue reading

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Scrunge!

I feel weary and wanky. No, you disgusting pervert, I’m not weary from wanking. I only wank on the sixth Sunday of every thirteenth month. What an assumption to make. I’m an old person, you know. I don’t even have … Continue reading

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Danger Will Robinson’s Barley Water

Cease and desist. Cancel everything. Ban all outdoor clothes. Just say no to being out of bed. Or, to put it another way, fuck off Saturday. The creeping fatigue and feebleness that has threatened to engulf me all week has … Continue reading

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We’ve Seen It In The Movies

I got soul but I’m not a soldering iron. Actually today I got huge fatigue and ouchy ouchness. I think I need a holiday. Luckily I’ve got one coming up. Not sure if I’ve mentioned it? Excitement is inside me … Continue reading

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