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Been A Long, Lonely, Lonely, Lonely…

Been a long time since I rock and rolled. And it’s unlikely I ever will again but I have at least picked up my guitar for longer than five minutes today. Six minutes. And more, much, much more. Not available … Continue reading

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No French Hens

There is a sale on Decembers at the moment so I’ve bought one. I’ve had it for four days now and I’m still not certain it’s for me. It doesn’t fit properly in the crotch and they only had it … Continue reading

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Couldn’t Put Humpty Together Again

It seems I’m not meant to arrive in America via Chicago’s O’Hare airport. In July 2018 a vacation had to be cancelled because of my stupid lungs. This week I’ve just had to cancel another USA trip but only indirectly … Continue reading

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Belly Jabies

Shopping. Didn’t the Pet Shop Boys write a song called that? And then shove gerbils up their bums? Didn’t The Style Council have a favourite shop? And no gerbils up their bums? I went shopping earlier. No rodents involved. Shopping … Continue reading

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And Dr. Dre Said

My name is Lola, I am a showgirl… …no wait. My name is Steve, I am a twatbag, but that was thirty minutes ago when there used to be mofos… …hmmm, keep waiting and then stop waiting when I’ve eventually … Continue reading

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Isn’t Science Really Brilliant, Eh?

So many back episodes of The Infinite Monkey Cage on the BBC Sounds app. So much apathy for actual existence in my soul. Put these two facts together and it’s no wonder I spend my days listening to Robin Ince … Continue reading

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The Normal Conquest

Hello normal people everywhere. Hello Sunday car washers and town centre amblers. Hello teenage hand-holders and geriatric tartan trolley-pushers. Hello shouty mums and disruptive toddlers. Hello cunts who drive the wrong way round parking lots and nearly crash into me. … Continue reading

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