Tag Archives: Mars

I Want To Dive Into Your Ocean

The problem with rain is it is mostly made of water. The problem with water is it’s really rather wet. The problem with wetness is…are you shitting me? You don’t know what the problem with wetness is? What’s wrong with … Continue reading

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Squashed Tomatoes And Stew

What an amiable birthday. First thing this morning a huge man kicked down the front door, presented me with a cake and said “You’re a wizard, Harris” before making my cousin grow a tail. Then I went on a bicycle … Continue reading

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