Tag Archives: Snow

Equal Nox

Is it Springtime yet? The equinox of autumnal foreboding has happened and I’m already dreading the coming winter. Last winter was so full of biting cold and bitchy snow that it left me poorly equipped to deal with 2018. Hibernation … Continue reading

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That Phoney King Of England

By law it ought to be Spring now. By. Law. Clocks went forward over the weekend signifying the terms and conditions signed by King John at the Magnum Cartridge, or something, must be ratified and spring weather should now be … Continue reading

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Snow Is A Wanker. We Know This.

Monday has limped in like a drunken three-legged gazelle with gout. It’s by far from being in the reckoning to become one of my favourite Mondays ever. It’s not the worst – that Monday when I accidentally decapitated myself with … Continue reading

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Can It Be Springtime Now Please?

Well this is wrong. 53.4% of us voted for no more snow ever. Only 46.6% voted for more snow. The will of the people is clear, no more snow ever. The NoSnows won, get over it. But you can’t get … Continue reading

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Who Framed Roger Bannister?

I just did some outside where the temperatures have soared to a positively balmy not-sub-zero-any-more. A bizarre, orangey orb burns in a weirdly blue sky. Almost all of the freaky, creme-brûlée white crap on the the floor has fucked the … Continue reading

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Winters Tales

Yes, I’m still crapping on about snow. Only today I’m going to delve into nostalgia and consider times of snow past. Because memories are warmer than the current temperatures even if they weren’t at the time. If you see what … Continue reading

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Coldy It’s Babe Outside

I went to the outside for a brief visit to the store earlier this evening. The snow that fell yesterday was covered with a layer of ice from the night and then another dusting of snow meaning my first steps … Continue reading

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