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Your Majesty Is Like A Stream Of Bat’s Piss

There is only one thing in the world worse than sleeping all the time and that is not sleeping all the time. And vice versa. And Verso books. Fachache slowly fades into a background noise of pain that registers less … Continue reading

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Kicking Jim In The Scrotum’ll Fix It

For Tuesday see Monday. Weakness, fatigue and ouchy face pain plus not-so-much-with-the-breathing. So as an act of kindness to my body I cancelled the appointment I had but in doing so also asked if I could talk to them over … Continue reading

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Scrunge!

I feel weary and wanky. No, you disgusting pervert, I’m not weary from wanking. I only wank on the sixth Sunday of every thirteenth month. What an assumption to make. I’m an old person, you know. I don’t even have … Continue reading

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Mighty Multi Tasky

Today’s energy levels would suggest I am improving after last week’s washout from toothache and then from having a tooth removed. It still hurts but I have been multi tasking today so I’m getting back to Steve-type-normality. I have taken … Continue reading

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Every Day Would Be The First Day of Spring…

Springy sprungy. No really, it have. Unlike virtually every other first official day of summer in England since history began last year, today did not sneer at the concept of human seasons by raining and raining and raining. Oh no, … Continue reading

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What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

I haven’t really been very good at the week just gone. In fact I’ve failed it. Face ache, fuckhead, grumpy bugger – those are the things I’ve won at. And now it is the weekend and…I’m sucking at Saturday so … Continue reading

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Swear Upon’t

So guess what? No go on, guess? No. Nope. Not even close. Oh ok I’ll tell you. The day after having a tooth extraction a person’s face REALLY FUCKING HURTS! Who knew? You did? Well why didn’t you tell me … Continue reading

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