Monthly Archives: April 2023

We all love facts, don’t we? Well, satsuma-faced former presidents don’t  it they can fuck right off. For the rest of us, facts are great. I love facts so much I make lots of them up but not in a … Continue reading →

Oi you, my name is nearly Dominic Saab, I’m here to rhyme with a car and to bully civil servants. And I left my Ladybird Book of Car Rhymes at home… What is it about me yelling at people and … Continue reading →

I’m the most innocent human person in the whole history of the humans throughout their history of being persons. Any charges against me are politically motivated because people are jealous of my bird’s nest hair and the way my eyes … Continue reading →