Monthly Archives: April 2017

Never Mind The Bollocks

So here’s some added fun. In the middle of the night, on waking for the zillionth time as my ouchy stomach makes it hard to find a comfortable position to stay asleep, I went for a piss and noticed that … Continue reading

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The Dos and Don’ts of Grocery Shopping

Never go grocery shopping when you have had hardly any sleep because of twisted to fuckery muscles in your stomach which hurt to fuckery too. Unless you have a serious lack of groceries in your home in which case always … Continue reading

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Cock Knocker

Ha ha ha ha ha! Also, tee hee hee hee hee. Oh the wanking great irony. Chest flare up slowly improving but requires another week of medication. So to kick me in the proverbials my stomach muscles are twisted to … Continue reading

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D’oh Zee

Those of you who have had a Tuesday are lucky. I’ve had a tue at most. No s. Not much of a day. Insomnia hanging over from Monday into the ridiculous hours of tue ensured that the s and the … Continue reading

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Nothing To See Here

Being able to see things is a prerequisite to a decent sort of day for me. Imagine my indignation, then, when I realised I was missing a tiny, tiny screw from my spectacles which meant one of the lenses wouldn’t … Continue reading

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Don’t Put A Tiger In Your Tank

Sundays are made from laziness and languid late lunches. And god. And maybe football if you like that sort of thing. Which I do. Sports. Sports. Sports. I’m all about sports. Except most sports. In fact I am totally not … Continue reading

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Oh It’s Written In The Village Rolls…

Life is struggle, some just struggle less than others. To be Darwinian for a moment, eat the poor. No sorry, that’s eugenics, not Darwinism. What I meant to say was that some of us are closer to the bottom of … Continue reading

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