Monthly Archives: April 2017

Never Mind The Bollocks

Posted on April 30, 2017 by S

So here’s some added fun. In the middle of the night, on waking for the zillionth time as my ouchy stomach makes it hard to find a comfortable position to stay asleep, I went for a piss and noticed that … Continue reading →

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The Dos and Don’ts of Grocery Shopping

Posted on April 29, 2017 by S

Never go grocery shopping when you have had hardly any sleep because of twisted to fuckery muscles in your stomach which hurt to fuckery too. Unless you have a serious lack of groceries in your home in which case always … Continue reading →

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Cock Knocker

Posted on April 28, 2017 by S

Ha ha ha ha ha! Also, tee hee hee hee hee. Oh the wanking great irony. Chest flare up slowly improving but requires another week of medication. So to kick me in the proverbials my stomach muscles are twisted to … Continue reading →

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D’oh Zee

Posted on April 25, 2017 by S

Those of you who have had a Tuesday are lucky. I’ve had a tue at most. No s. Not much of a day. Insomnia hanging over from Monday into the ridiculous hours of tue ensured that the s and the … Continue reading →

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Nothing To See Here

Posted on April 24, 2017 by S

Being able to see things is a prerequisite to a decent sort of day for me. Imagine my indignation, then, when I realised I was missing a tiny, tiny screw from my spectacles which meant one of the lenses wouldn’t … Continue reading →

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Don’t Put A Tiger In Your Tank

Posted on April 23, 2017 by S

Sundays are made from laziness and languid late lunches. And god. And maybe football if you like that sort of thing. Which I do. Sports. Sports. Sports. I’m all about sports. Except most sports. In fact I am totally not … Continue reading →

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Oh It’s Written In The Village Rolls…

Posted on April 22, 2017 by S

Life is struggle, some just struggle less than others. To be Darwinian for a moment, eat the poor. No sorry, that’s eugenics, not Darwinism. What I meant to say was that some of us are closer to the bottom of … Continue reading →

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A Deceptive Calm

Posted on April 20, 2017 by S

There is a calmness to depression, an opiated sort of detachment from the sharper edges of reality even as those edges continue to cut us to ribbons. Some believe depression is a sign of weakness: I can’t offer a ten … Continue reading →

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Same Old…

Posted on April 18, 2017 by S

I was low before I even heard that there is to be a snap election in June, one which looks likely to bury the Labour Party forever and with it any hopes whatsoever of British government post Brexit being interested … Continue reading →

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Adrift

Posted on April 16, 2017 by S

Insomnus. Lacksasleepicals. Fuggin’ tired. Basically my body doesn’t like UK time these days. UK time doesn’t taste like America times (they have several) and I blame Brexit for making me feel like this isn’t my country, these are no longer … Continue reading →

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