Monthly Archives: June 2017

Fahrenheit Eyesight

Posted on June 30, 2017 by S

Well I was going to nip into Specsavers to sort out the new frames for my glasses as they broke the other day. Specsavers is a little busy with evacuation and firemen and alarms right now so I’m sitting in … Continue reading →

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I’m The All-Singing, All-Dancing Crap Of The World

Posted on June 29, 2017 by S

I’ve had my face off and am now temporarily wearing Nicholas Cage’s teeth. Or something more dental and less Nic. Temporary is still the right word though as I am able to open my mouth with slightly more confidence but … Continue reading →

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Sometimes You Bite The Bear…

Posted on June 28, 2017 by S

Dear Michael Bond, You lived quite a long life and hopefully a happy one given that your funny little bear brought the happy to millions. Even a fairly awful Hollywood adaptation of Paddington’s stories couldn’t ruin his reputation or yours. … Continue reading →

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Fate Holds The Key

Posted on June 27, 2017 by S

A long, long time ago, I can still remember how that soap opera used to make me puke…Nick Berry of television pointlessness said that every loser wins. In fact he sang it, ladies and gentlemen. Sang it like an alley … Continue reading →

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You Gotta Bag It Up

Posted on June 26, 2017 by S

Do bunnies experience happiness and its opposite? Are they sentient to the point of complex emotional responses or do they just bimble about fucking each other and eating vegetation out of instinct? I’m not a happy bunny today, even if … Continue reading →

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They’re Packed Pretty Tight In Here Tonight

Posted on June 24, 2017 by S

Succeeding at Saturday is going grocery shopping and not murdering anybody. Not even a tiny bit. My Saturday is therefore a success and I have earned the right to laze about tinkering with musics and watching science fiction for the … Continue reading →

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Stay In Bed, Float Up Stream

Posted on June 22, 2017 by S

Tiredness. It’s a thing. Normal people get it when they’ve slept too little or overstretched themselves. I get it too, it just takes less stretch to become an overstretch, eats into me even when I’ve managed a few hours of … Continue reading →

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I Know A Whoopee Spot

Posted on June 21, 2017 by S

I did some world today and have plans to do some more later. If I’m honest I’m feeling less courageous about it than I was yesterday when being of the world was theoretically achievable. The practicalities still stump me: connecting … Continue reading →

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Back Of My Neck Getting Dirty And Gritty

Posted on June 20, 2017 by S

Look at the still hot weather imploding itself on Britain. Go on, look at it. Go outside and look it in the eye and tell it you’re not perturbed by a bit of sunshine, that your grandfather once bummed a … Continue reading →

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The Heat Is…On

Posted on June 19, 2017 by S

British law demands that any heatwave be compared to the summer of 1976. Even millennials who weren’t born until five minutes ago are expected to refer to the summer of 1976 during a contemporary heatwave. If you do not mention … Continue reading →

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