Monthly Archives: August 2017

Celebrity Death Match

Posted on August 31, 2017 by S

I’ll always remember where I was when I heard the news that John Lennon had been shot. I was on a sidewalk in New York, outside the Dakota Building, my handgun quietly smoking in my pocket, my well-thumbed copy of … Continue reading →

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Random Thoughts of a Shut-In

Posted on August 30, 2017 by S

I guess it doesn’t matter whether I’m feeling well and capable or not because Kim Jong Un and Donald ‘Fuck’ Trump seem determined to burn the earth in a babyman nuclear inferno. Arnold Schwarzenegger is taller than you might imagine. … Continue reading →

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Nope-a-Dope

Posted on August 29, 2017 by S

No. Just say no. Say no to having a real life full of other humans and activity. Say no to being able to breathe as well as normal people. Say no to any day that doesn’t involve high levels of … Continue reading →

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Wank Holiday

Posted on August 28, 2017 by S

I’ve cracked bank holiday grocery shopping. It’s easy really, simply go to an unfashionable supermarket half an hour before they close (early) and wear a t-shirt that says ‘I kill everyone who talks to me’. Even without the t-shirt I … Continue reading →

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Pardon Me For Breathing, Which I Never Do Anyway So I Don’t Know Why I Bother To Say It

Posted on August 26, 2017 by S

Not so good at humaning today. All I’m good for is eating junk and wearing undergarments. That’s it. Forget my cleverness edumacation, I’m taking some time out from being clever in order to spend more time with my stupid. I … Continue reading →

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People Who Don’t Like People

Posted on August 24, 2017 by S

I went outside. It was all sky and buildings and noises. And people. Fucking people everywhere. Big people. Small people. Weird people. Glamorous people. Old people. Young people. Busy people. Layabout people. And all of them arseholes. Especially me. It’s … Continue reading →

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As Though Of Hemlock…

Posted on August 23, 2017 by S

I’m the King of Asleep. Duvets bow down in reverence, pillows plump themselves up extra plumpy just to please me. I make the greatest snoozy snoring noises through my nose parts. I never dribble on the sheets, unless I do … Continue reading →

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Early To Rise, Early To Bed

Posted on August 22, 2017 by S

When you wake up stupid early and hang on the phone line for about half an hour it is possible to get yourself a same day appointment at your doctor’s surgery. Yay! And more yay, my breathing isn’t too terrible … Continue reading →

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Double Plus Ungood

Posted on August 21, 2017 by S

Not good. I’m not doing good. Goodness and I are at odds. I can no longer deny to myself that I’m in a respiratory flare-up. I’ve tried hoping I was simply having a shitty weekend but my pain levels and … Continue reading →

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Red In Tooth And Claw

Posted on August 18, 2017 by S

Are human beings inherently violent? Is there something tucked away in our survival of the fittest land-grab mentality that loathes talk and compromise and longs to spout bile and cause harm to others in the name of our cause? I … Continue reading →

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