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Monthly Archives: May 2019
The Times
Yesterday I experienced the pleasant sensation that everything was happening in slow motion. Nothing seemed rushed, every moment was a small eternity wrapped in forever and lovingly frosted with calm. Today I’m still operating at the same pace but the … Continue reading
Fuhry Road
Some things to remember about political shenanigans in the UK lately. Those of us who aren’t nasty fascists are, of course, perturbed that Nigel Führage and his band of shitsticks garnered quite a lot of votes at the recent EU … Continue reading
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Tagged Brexit, European Commission, Farage is a cunt, Fascism, Greed, Green Party, Leave, Liberal Democrats, Politics, Remain, Theresa May, UK
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From Me To Me
Dear Steve of a quarter to eleven last night, Thank you for getting up out of bed and going to buy bread and coffee. I really appreciated not having to do those things in order to have breakfast this morning. … Continue reading
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Oh Dear
I had a very lovely weekend but am suffering for it now. Being out of bed for almost an entire day, hanging out with the cool people and listening to lots of awesome live musics filled my soul with goodness. … Continue reading
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Saay Saay Saay
Long, long ago, longer ago even than the time we last had a nice Prime Minister who wasn’t all war-rage and class-hate, long before the last of the Space-hoppers burst on tearful summer lawns, there was Saay. It was a … Continue reading
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Tagged Douglas Adams, Paul McCartney, poop, saturday, tradition, Turd
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Why Is Rodin Making A Sculpture Of Me?
Twenty years ago I learnt that it is just as fulfilling for me to wake up with academic considerations whirling around the front of my mind as it is for me to wake to a brain that wants me to … Continue reading
Throwa Shaka Milka Day
Milkshake is bad for fascists. It makes them curl up into a foetal ball and cry as though something RADICAL has happened to them. But nothing radical has happened. What has happened is that somebody nice and not fascistic has … Continue reading
Face
Husky but I’m not a dog. The snotface of the weekend has dropped down into the throatsicles where it is less painful, far less disruptive, but much more likely to make me sound like I still smoke 1000 cigarettes a … Continue reading
Posted in Blogging, Culture, Film, health, Life, Music, Photography
Tagged cigarettes, Clark Kent, glasses, Peter Sutcliffe, smoking, Stuart Sutcliffe, sunglasses, Superman, The Beatles
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Snotface
So I haven’t not been no so well over the weekend and that’s a lot of negatives for one sentence because that’s how it felt: really fucking negative. But I guess it’s relative and I don’t mean I have an … Continue reading
Posted in Film, food, friendship, health, Life, mental health
Tagged friendship, health, Lunch, Negativity, oestrogen, Paint, sinusitis, The Creature From The Black Lagoon
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No C
Stupid snotface sinus nightmare ruining my weekend. And now with added thumpa-clumpa-headache. A zillion invisible flags deliberately not waving at my misfortune. I had plans and everything but they came to nothing which means I feel sad as well as … Continue reading
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