Monthly Archives: April 2018

Donuts – Is There Anything They Can’t Do?

In my dreams my lungs work. I ride bicycles, I run around, I leap tall buildings, I snap General Zod’s neck when it becomes clear he will never stop trying to murder humans…Wait, that last is some movie or other. … Continue reading

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Is This Your Bag, Sir?

The visit of a friend this afternoon prevented my entire day being full of fear and pain. For the time they were here I was able to lift out of the concerns I’ve been having since yesterday that I’m in … Continue reading

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The Tale Of Sir LanceNot

“This is supposed to be a happy occasion, let’s not start arguing about who killed who…” April 27th is forever one of the most beautiful days of the year for me and yet simultaneously one of the saddest. My daughter … Continue reading

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Oh Say, Can You See

Oh look, some sunshine is sunshining. That’s nice, isn’t it? What do you mean it gives you skin cancer? Everything gives you skin cancer these days: bacon, watching the news, frotting, dressing up like Sophie Rayworth, ejaculating over photographs of … Continue reading

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League Of Just This

Wednesday. The middle time of week designations. A day of not really being up to doing much if you’re Steve and were rather busy the day before. Not all Steve people, perhaps, but certainly this Steve person. There is wisdom … Continue reading

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A Cricket Full Of Pocketknife

Wakey. Brekky. Washy. Clothey. Walky. Rehabby. Therapy-y. Lunchy. Shoppy. Homey. I did all of that today and it’s only three of an afternoon. Yes yes, YOU can do all of that and so much more any day you like but … Continue reading

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We’re Walking In The Air

High ceilings and medium-height expectations are the current theme of Monday. The weather is weathery without too much unnecessary drama and I am in reasonable spirits for a person who has an appointment with the dentist lumbering up on the … Continue reading

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The Contemplation Of Spring

Joy and sorrow sit side by side on me like fat-arsed twins sharing the saddle of a Raleigh Chopper. A few consecutive days of sunshine have possibly banished the long, laborious winter once and for all but will perhaps never … Continue reading

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So When You Call Up That Shrink In Beverly Hills

21st April 2016. Such a bittersweet day for me. I was in that America with my best buddy. Broom broom we went on our way to Cleveland, Ohio, all excitement because Rock and Roll Hall Of Fame (first time for … Continue reading

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Hip Hip Hip Hooray

Sunshine happened today. As a matter of fact it has happened on a few days this week but I’ve been too dragged down by mini-flare-up and faceache to enter the outside world at the same time as the sun happening. … Continue reading

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