Category Archives: food

Friday The Busyteenth of Some Month or Other

Friday has been busy. Not on a normal scale, not like your Fridays, but for a rusty old Steve it’s certainly had a whiff of the busy about it. My plans had solely been to get the bins out ahead … Continue reading

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Too Many Cocks…

Little of any consequence ever passes through my mind these days. Some might argue this is not a new phenomenon and that my head has been filled with straw and/or fluffy white clouds since I was knee high to a … Continue reading

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Nothing To Report?

Thursday’s physio beat the crap out of me and it wasn’t even that exacting a session. Most of the weekend has vanished into fatigue, sleep and muscular ouch, my biggest achievement being the cooking of a curry in the microwave. … Continue reading

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Ministry of Silly Foods

All together now, read from psalm number 8 in your Brexitbook: “The shortage of salady bits and some vegetables in our supermarkets is entirely caused by Putin and has nothing to do with fucking up import processes by leaving the … Continue reading

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Shaves In The Dark…

In an apparent bid to become more clicky baity and drive up those hits, the BBC website now asks dumb questions in banner headlines, underneath which come responses any one of their journalists’ pre-school children could knock out after a … Continue reading

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Knights Of The Green Shield Stamp And Shout

Oh dear, it seems the Britisher Pound of English sterlings isn’t worth a thing thanks to a chancellor who appears to believe nobody needs money in order to buy food or wear clothes. Is he some sort of communist ? … Continue reading

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That Timmy Mallet Can Fuck Right Off

The problem with excess daytime snoozing is that it often leads to INSOMNIA when you ought to be asleep in the darkly night. Oh horrid insomnia which is so very horrid whether capitalised or in lower case. Oh stupid daytime … Continue reading

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The Coconut, The Pumpkin And The Floorboards

Hello, it’s Tuesday. We’re allowed Tuesdays this month because the government stockpiled a job lot of them in the Spring, just in case there was a future shortage. It’s this kind of forward thinking that makes you proud to be … Continue reading

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Bearback

Something weird is going on with the bears. Not actual bears, I’m sure they are doing unweird things and acting entirely bear-like. Fictional bears. British fictional bears, to be precise.  Apparently everyone now loves Paddington Bear as much as they … Continue reading

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Cumberland King

They should have made me king. I’d be an excellent king, poncing about with a diamond hat on and carrying a club made of bling. And my fingers wouldn’t look like sausages. All my mates would get principalities – Duke … Continue reading

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