Category Archives: weather

Back Of My Neck Getting Dirty And Gritty

Look at the still hot weather imploding itself on Britain. Go on, look at it. Go outside and look it in the eye and tell it you’re not perturbed by a bit of sunshine, that your grandfather once bummed a … Continue reading

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The Heat Is…On

British law demands that any heatwave be compared to the summer of 1976. Even millennials who weren’t born until five minutes ago are expected to refer to the summer of 1976 during a contemporary heatwave. If you do not mention … Continue reading

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Seemed A Harmless Little Fuck

Lemon yellow sun. Arms raised in a vee. It’s either full on summer or I’ve walked into a Pearl Jam song. I’ve just asked a piece of seaweed – it’s summer. But as solstice is only a few days away … Continue reading

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Falling Down

The outside world is a wanker. A massive wanker populated by irritating fuckwits and bollockheads. It’s also full of surprise rainfall. The outside world can go suck a bag of dicks. I had to do a couple of chores. Annoying … Continue reading

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So What?

This is a low. Poor, falling rapidly. And no amount of the shipping forecast advising me to go dogging in a Humber Sceptre will make a difference. Nothing is making a difference. Sunshine hits my skin as I am on … Continue reading

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Wellington Alright

I’m not really feeling any better but to try and prove to myself this is just a horrible cold and cough, not a flare up, I drove up into Somerset and stared at Wellington monument for a while today. Well … Continue reading

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Me And Thursday Sitting In A Tree

Thursday is much less of a dick than Wednesday was. In fact, Thursday and I are getting along so well that Wednesday has been muttering “Huh, well if you like each other so much why don’t you just get married?” … Continue reading

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