Category Archives: Economics

Ministry of Silly Foods

All together now, read from psalm number 8 in your Brexitbook: “The shortage of salady bits and some vegetables in our supermarkets is entirely caused by Putin and has nothing to do with fucking up import processes by leaving the … Continue reading

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The First Ninety Minutes Are The Most Important

The footballs as we know the will never be the same again, not now the English League of Premiers has stopped mid-season to allow for a World Cup to take place in Qatar. Which controversial element of that sentence would … Continue reading

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To Lose One Prime Munster, Britain, May Be Regarded As A Misfortune; To Lose Two Looks Like Carelessness

You couldn’t make it up: Lizzard Trussterfuck has realised after 45 days in the job that’s she’s utterly unsuited to being a Prime Munster so the Cuntservatives are now looking for their third leader – and the nation’s third PM … Continue reading

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New Face In Hell

Once upon a time in Britain there was a thing called National Service. When males reached the age of eighteen they were eligible to be called up to serve two years in the country’s armed forces, after which they could … Continue reading

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Inaccurate Semaphore

You know that alt-right gobshite who’s just been ordered to pay a bunch of people a bunch of money for talking a bunch of fucking bullshit about them? Yeah, that’s the one. Well, he’s not even real; he’s an actor … Continue reading

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Shaves In The Dark…

In an apparent bid to become more clicky baity and drive up those hits, the BBC website now asks dumb questions in banner headlines, underneath which come responses any one of their journalists’ pre-school children could knock out after a … Continue reading

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(Self) Congratulations

Slowly and gingerly I attempt to pat myself on the back, not something I tend to do that often of late and not too easy outside of a mental picture this morning as my back and shoulders muscles have been … Continue reading

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Knights Of The Green Shield Stamp And Shout

Oh dear, it seems the Britisher Pound of English sterlings isn’t worth a thing thanks to a chancellor who appears to believe nobody needs money in order to buy food or wear clothes. Is he some sort of communist ? … Continue reading

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The Boys And The Girls Are All Dancing Around

“Boogie Woogie!” So shouted The Stranglers at the beginning of their 1977 dirt-stomp floor-filler, Go Buddy Go. Yes, they co-opted two existing previous musical styles – the rock and rolls plus the earlier boogie-woogie blues that fed into the rock … Continue reading

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Now I Gotta Reason, It’s No Real Reason

Remember when there was a Russian leader who wasn’t a massive bellend intent on creating an Orwellian state of permanent war? Micky Gorbals Chef, the last soviet leader, a man with a birthmark on his forehead that didn’t really look … Continue reading

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