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Category Archives: comedy
As In A Mirror
When I was a child, I talked like a child, I thought like a child, I reasoned like a child. I played marbles and conkers and had loads of Action Men and cut pictures out of magazines to stick in … Continue reading
Posted in Blogging, comedy, Culture, Education, health, History, Life, mental health, Music, Religion, television, War
Tagged Action Man, Childhood, conkers, Corinthians, marbles, Music, Nova Jones, Scrapbook, slapstick, songs
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Ed ‘Stewpot’ Stewart (is not part of this post)
There are now only umpty-diddle hippo-strangling days until they pass that pesky law forbidding me anyone from strangling hippos. It’s as though nobody is allowed a little harmful innocent fun these days. These days, if you say you’re Stewart Lee, … Continue reading
Posted in Animals, Blogging, Civil Rights, comedy, Culture, Film, History, Language, Life, mental health, Music, television
Tagged Ed Stewart, Harry H Corbett, Harvey, Hippopotamus, James Stewart, Only Fools and Horses, Rod Stewart, Sooty and Sweep, Steptoe and Son, Stewart Lee, Vespa scooters, Wilfred Bramble
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The Name Game
In an unavoidable example of nominative determinism Trevor Noah is to step down from hosting The Daily Show to spend the rest of his earthly days building (and presumably then sailing) an ark. Apparently his only other career choice was … Continue reading
Posted in Art, Blogging, comedy, Culture, History, internet, Language, Life, Media, Music, Nature, Politics, Religion, science, Sport, television, weather
Tagged Boxing, Ian Dury and the Blockheads, Lake Erie, Noah’s Ark, Politics, Putin is a warmongering cunt, Steve Martin, The Daily Show, Trevor Noah
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Cumberland King
They should have made me king. I’d be an excellent king, poncing about with a diamond hat on and carrying a club made of bling. And my fingers wouldn’t look like sausages. All my mates would get principalities – Duke … Continue reading
Posted in Animals, Blogging, Civil Rights, comedy, Culture, Film, food, friendship, History, Life, Politics, Religion, War
Tagged King Charles III, monarchy, Sausage fingers, Spike Milligan, The Bed Sitting Room, trooping the colour
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My Hips Just Lied
Willy Schmitt, known to millions as the French Piece of Bill’s Hair, has not apologised to me for slapping me across the face in front of a large crowd of people. And that’s fine, because he never has slapped me … Continue reading
Posted in academia, Blogging, comedy, Culture, Film, Finance, Language, Life, Media, Music, Philosophy, psychology, science, Sport, television
Tagged Baudrillard, hyperreality, The Truman Show
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Leg End
I’ve had an advance preview of the weekend and I must say it’s looking really good for all those who like being at home and eating eggy bread while staring at their socks. But wait, what’s this? I haven’t got … Continue reading
Posted in Blogging, comedy, Culture, food, health, History, Life, Literature, mental health, Music, psychology, television
Tagged A Christmas Carol, Bread, eggy bread, ghost, Gnome, Newman & Baddiel in Pieces, Rob Newman, Scrooge, socks, The Mary Whitehouse Experience, victorian, Wee Willie Winkie, Wu-Tang Clan
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I Could Live The Life Of Mister Walter Mitty
If you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit go back to the nineteen-seventies where you belong, you raisin-obsessed snacker. We’ve got enough problems trying to cope with a Covid made of 19s without you demanding Club biscuits like … Continue reading
Posted in Biology, Blogging, comedy, Culture, food, health, History, Life, Literature, mental health, Music, television, Uncategorized
Tagged 1970s, Biscuits, Boris Johnson is an elitist cunt, chocolate, Confinement, cookies, corned beef, Coronavirus, COVID-19, diaphragm, E.M. Forster, Food parcel, Horace Walpole, Ian Dury and the Blockheads, intercostal muscles, Jacob’s Club, lockdown, pain, Plaistow Patricia, Reasons To Be Cheerful (Part 3), Sex and Drugs and Rock and Roll
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Snicker Snack!
These are the not quite end times. There isn’t enough End to go round so we’ll have to make do with a mix n match apocalypse until supplies have been replenished. Feel free to sacrifice yourself to a cartoon mouse … Continue reading
Posted in Biology, Blogging, comedy, computers, creativity, Culture, Family, food, health, internet, Life, Literature, mental health, Poetry, psychology, science, Writing
Tagged apocalypse, Armageddon, cake, Coronavirus, COVID-19, Dark Ages, Democrats, disinfectant, election, health, Jabberwocky, Lewis Carroll, Mickey Mouse, video games
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Groovin’ All Week With You
Monday was yesterday, was a million years ago, was every day scrunched up into a lumpy package with sharp corners and rammed up my arse. Bit melodramatic. Let’s just say I didn’t Monday very well and am already eyeing Tuesday … Continue reading
Posted in Biology, Blogging, Breakfast, comedy, Culture, food, health, History, Insomnia, Life, mental health, Music, psychology, television
Tagged banana, Coronavirus, COVID-19, food, Friday, gangs, Happy Days, Insomnia, Kray twins, Lego, monday, Morrissey is a racist, saturday, Sleep, Sunday, Thursday, Tuesday, Wednesday
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