Category Archives: comedy

As In A Mirror

When I was a child, I talked like a child, I thought like a child, I reasoned like a child. I played marbles and conkers and had loads of Action Men and cut pictures out of magazines to stick in … Continue reading

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Ed ‘Stewpot’ Stewart (is not part of this post)

There are now only umpty-diddle hippo-strangling days until they pass that pesky law forbidding me anyone from strangling hippos. It’s as though nobody is allowed a little harmful innocent fun these days. These days, if you say you’re Stewart Lee, … Continue reading

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The Name Game

In an unavoidable example of nominative determinism Trevor Noah is to step down from hosting The Daily Show to spend the rest of his earthly days building (and presumably then sailing) an ark. Apparently his only other career choice was … Continue reading

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Is THIS Your Card?

I wanna be a man, man-cub. Huh? I already am? Wowsers, that was quick. Seems like you only have to imagine stuff in this fast-paced modern type modernity for it to manifestly manifest and become the true-true. You don’t believe … Continue reading

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Cumberland King

They should have made me king. I’d be an excellent king, poncing about with a diamond hat on and carrying a club made of bling. And my fingers wouldn’t look like sausages. All my mates would get principalities – Duke … Continue reading

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My Hips Just Lied

Willy Schmitt, known to millions as the French Piece of Bill’s Hair, has not apologised to me for slapping me across the face in front of a large crowd of people. And that’s fine, because he never has slapped me … Continue reading

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Leg End

I’ve had an advance preview of the weekend and I must say it’s looking really good for all those who like being at home and eating eggy bread while staring at their socks. But wait, what’s this? I haven’t got … Continue reading

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I Could Live The Life Of Mister Walter Mitty

If you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit go back to the nineteen-seventies where you belong, you raisin-obsessed snacker. We’ve got enough problems trying to cope with a Covid made of 19s without you demanding Club biscuits like … Continue reading

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Snicker Snack!

These are the not quite end times. There isn’t enough End to go round so we’ll have to make do with a mix n match apocalypse until supplies have been replenished. Feel free to sacrifice yourself to a cartoon mouse … Continue reading

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Groovin’ All Week With You

Monday was yesterday, was a million years ago, was every day scrunched up into a lumpy package with sharp corners and rammed up my arse. Bit melodramatic. Let’s just say I didn’t Monday very well and am already eyeing Tuesday … Continue reading

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