Tag Archives: Boris Johnson is an elitist cunt

Wrong Is Not My Name

Posted on July 9, 2022 by S

This summer could see the demise of hipsters in the Western world as supplies of hummus will be seriously reduced. Some might survive if they can get hold of black market avocados to smash and then chuck over some toast, … Continue reading →

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Gone, Not Gone

Posted on July 8, 2022 by S

It was with great dignity that the man stepped away from the job yesterday. He weighed his words carefully, acknowledged his regrets and alluded to mistakes made. Who else could have given such a statesmanlike briefing on his withdrawal than … Continue reading →

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In The Name of God, Go

Posted on July 7, 2022 by S

We’ve all been there, haven’t we? We’ve been in a job for a while, shown ourselves to be utterly unsuited to the position, lied, made various botched attempts to cover up our incompetence and lies, been found out then glued … Continue reading →

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June Oh

Posted on June 1, 2020 by S

June is not busting out all over; it is anxiously walking on the opposite side of the road from any other months, clad in a mask that would make an early-90s raver envious, washing its hands every ten minutes. Because … Continue reading →

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Cry Havoc

Posted on May 31, 2020 by S

I’m not a fan of the Conservative Party here in an increasingly disunited kingdom of not very great any more Britain. Never have been and my expectations of the current crop when it came to dealing with the viral pandemic … Continue reading →

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I Could Live The Life Of Mister Walter Mitty

Posted on May 4, 2020 by S

If you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit go back to the nineteen-seventies where you belong, you raisin-obsessed snacker. We’ve got enough problems trying to cope with a Covid made of 19s without you demanding Club biscuits like … Continue reading →

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Maybe We Stomp On It

Posted on August 29, 2019 by S

Just had a terrible thought in the midst of an online conversation with a friend – while most people seem to believe that Boris ‘Actually A Conniving Bastard And Not A Bumbling Oaf’ Johnson has brought about the worst case … Continue reading →

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Dontcha?

Posted on June 24, 2019 by S

I like eating and I like to eat. Yes, I know I look like I exist on little wisps of air and cake crumbs because I’m barely visible if I turn sideways but, you know, Crohn’s is a wanker. By … Continue reading →

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Who’s Bill?

Posted on May 16, 2019 by S

Sometimes words just aren’t. You know what I mean? Well of course you don’t because they aren’t. This is a specific time of them aren’t-ing and there’s not a damn thing I can [insert active verb] about it. Now and … Continue reading →

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